Not a Boring 'Ol Towel (Bathroom/Kitchen)

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Styles: Text If, No Selfies

These explicit towels are made with 100% terry cloth cotton. Perfect for a bathroom, kitchen, or bar. They're functional, super absorbent, eco-friendly screen printed, and feature the patented Hang Tight Towel Loop.

These pun-intended, raunchy, vulgar hand towels add personality to your home, and make unique gifts!

Dimensions: 22" Length x 17" Width 

Styles: Wine O'Clock, Adulting Is, Sip Happens

This pun-intended dish towel is made from 100% flour sack cotton and has the patented Hang Tight Towel®! Hang them over anything you want. To secure them to just pull thru the loop, they'll hang tight! Pre-washed, pre-shrunk, lint-free, super absorbent, and eco-friendly screen printed

Dimensions: 26" Length x 26" Width 

USA Owned Company!

Check Out Their Aprons (6 Styles) HERE

  

Or Oven Mitts HERE

  

About the Company

Woman owned in Texas! This company is a reflection of the owner, Missy. A funny, sometimes foul-mouthedmom who had an idea. It all began with the discovery that the ordinary kitchen towel could be greatly improved with the Hang Tight Towel® Loop. While bringing this new product to the market, she made a second discovery, that the gift market was devoid of gift products which combine lasting value and well-made home accessories, with fresh and sometimes edgy, daring humor.  

OUR CHIC CHICK GUARANTEE

We truly believe we have some of the best products in the world.  If you don't have a positive experience for ANY reason, we will do WHATEVER it takes to make sure you are 100% satisfied with your purchase.

Buying items online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolutely ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out.  If you don't like it, no hard feelings we'll make it right. 

We have 24/7/365 Ticket and Email Support. Please contact us if you need assistance.